DIRTY MIKE

SWAMI SPORTS (BOWL RUN-DOWN, JERRY JONES' IDEAS ON HOW TO "FIX" THE COWBOYS, NBA SCORES, COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS)

DUMBASS OF THE DAY (ANOTHER WRONG-WAY CHARLIE, AND HAMMERED TOO.)

COLD HARD FACT (IF YOU'RE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT AND STILL DRINKING, YOU'RE PRETTY WELL F***ED)