An adult toy company has introduced a saucy new idea -- a vibrator that can order you a pizza after you heat up your nether regions.
CamSoda whipped out a prototype of the device, which they're calling the RubGrub, on Thursday morning. It looks like a standard sex toy, but comes equipped with a switch that acts like an Amazon Dash button and fetches you something to satisfy your other appetite once you finish using it. The device will only be connected to Domino’s at first, but CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker predicts other national chains will jump on his product if the buzz is loud enough.
Parker says "Masturbation can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories." In other words, press twice for a side of garlic bread. (Huffington Post)