This is just a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting, funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast of today's show. However, if you're looking for a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.
Call in Point:
(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed.)
As sad as it is to realize it, spooky season is almost coming to a close and I am devastated. After all, this is my favorite month, favorite holiday and now I have no excuse to stay up until 3 A.M. watching horror movies when I need to be up for the show at 5. However, since we are coming close to the end, we are apparently ramping up our discussion of scary stuff. There was a look at haunted buildings this morning which in turn led to more ghost sightings. Only these were of the more intimate kind, as in the bedroom. That's right, sex with ghosts was something we explored this morning because it has happened to celebrities and oddly enough, Angi as well. Before tackling the Taylor specter and some raunchy roadie romps, we explored the celebrities who say they've been covered in ectoplasm. There's singer Ke$ha, who said she was caressed by one but did not have full on sex. Anna Nicole Smith apparently used to get banged by one in her apartment in Texas and they had amazing sex. I guess that explains why she married that one guy who was close to death. Bobby Brown said he saw a white woman was straddling him through a mirror on his ceiling and he even penetrated the ghost (drugs are bad kids!) Lucy Liu was given "sheer bliss" and her ghost then floated away. Coco Austin (Ice T's wife) said something was lifting her dress and breathing in her ear. Dan Aykroyd was snuggled up with a ghost and it might have actually been a dude ghost. Then again, he did bang a ghost in Ghostbusters so he might have been on to something (also, how progressive to be straight but spoon a guy ghost.) Right though, who cares about these people, we want to know about Angi getting on all four for her haunted suitor. Unfortunately, it was less porno film and more standard sex but still, it was something. Apparently, she woke up and felt a presence on her and it made her feel everything. I can't go into the explicit specifics but she did get some, let's put it that way. Also, Angi was not sure if the ghost was a man or a woman but she probably will never figure it out. After that brief encounter, the ghost ghosted her and left her on read. Marris assumed the more logical explanation that she was suffering from sleep paralysis but the way her hand was moving, I'd assume that was not the case. Plus, Angi has had sleep paralysis before and it was more of an upsetting, shocking thing where this was an absolute joy. She pondered why the ghost never came back but if you check out the podcast, I had a few ideas about it during my call in. Not satisfied (get it) with all this though, we also took a few roadie calls on the Request Line to hear about their spooktacular encounters. Bob was at the Oriental Theater (which is the most haunted place in the world) and he was hearing stuff while painting the basement for four months. One night, he dozed off and woke up with a hard on (didn't realize we could use that on the radio, good to know.) The ghost gave a few tugs but there was no full release. Whereas Dan Aykroyd was open to either ghost sex romping with him, Bob hoped it was a woman. As Angi explained though, a warm mouth is a warm mouth so does it matter. Though technically, wouldn't it actually be a cold mouth?
Other Stuff from Today's Show:
Well, if anyone in our ghost tale had turned the hookup into a wedding, then this story would be for them. Today's Daily Discussion Topic turned an eye toward weddings or in this instance, a couple in france. They served Big Macs at their ceremony dinner and were cheered on by the guests. McDonald's was tagged and impressed but we were a bit more skeptical. After all, fast food is so good when you're drunk at a wedding but catered food can sometimes be incredible as well. The thing about catered food though is you are literally going 50/50 in that it can be great or a total dude. With all this in mind and fast food on the brain, we couldn't help but wonder if you were to have fast food at your wedding (provided free by the restaurant,) what place would you order from? Marris is picking Jack in the Box and would even do a destination wedding to get some. His love stems from an affair he had with the bacon sandwiches and fries that he would eat when he used to travel around. However, it was his statement suggesting that Jack in the Box fries are better than McDonald's fries made Angi want to start throwing hands. Luckily, her hands were full of In N' Out Animal Style burgers, McDonald's fries, Wendy's Hamburgers and frosties. She was carrying all this to serve at her wedding, probably to make up for the grilled cheese tomato soup shooters she served to drunk guests at her last one. Prison Tattoo jumped into the studio to say he would be serving Taco Bell at his wedding, especially the $1 spicy potato taco. Mind you, we're getting this all for free (as a delusional topic scenario) and yet he was still a cheap ass. As for myself, my big gay wedding would totally have some McDonald's McNuggets and fries as you want to get food in you but not go too heavy to allow the booze to work its magic. We're breaking out White Castle though when we're winding down so the guests can play stomach roulette. It should be noted that Angi would love to attend a wedding where a food truck shows up at the end or fast food is passed out. As for Marris, he went to a post wedding hotel party where the calvary showed up with Wendy's and McDonald's. Enough of our pigging out though, let's get to the roadies and see what they had to say on the Request Line. Janet is bringing the Popeyes and we're all getting spicy chicken sandwiches. Angi, being the pain in the ass that she is, demanded slaw, mashed potatoes and Mardi Gras mustard for her consumption. Ryan wants Culver's ice cream, cheese curds and double patty butter burgers. Leia picked White Castle but Angi said no one at the wedding wants the runs. Marris apparently has an iron stomach so he would be fine. Amado (I probably spelled that wrong, sue me,) said White Castle as well because nothing says I do like a sack of sliders. Lastly, Angi refused to even pick up on Brenda and Ryan because they both picked Culver's as well. I think this just goes to show though that some people have a specific taste in food and clearly there are favorites. If you are looking for more roadie thoughts or have your own, hit up our Facebook group (Angi Taylor Show) and drop us a comment.
Another day, another coffee lawsuit has been settled. Dunkin' was forced to pay a woman $3,000,000 from a lawsuit involving lava ... err hot coffee spilling into her lap and causing severe burns and life altering injuries. This occurred in February of 2021 and the allegation was the lid was not secured tight enough. When the spill happened, the molten magma ... sorry hot coffee spilled and gave her things, abdomen and groin second and third degree burns. Marris was taken aback by the idea of smouldering hot lava from the sun ... sorry hot coffee being so hot that it would require skin grafts. More so when a person has clothes on to absorb the initial shock of the spill. The question then became of whether she spilled the whole cup on herself because she spent weeks in a burn unit. There was $200,000 in medical bills when it was all said and done but that's what happens when you throw water boiled for an hour ... sorry hot coffee on the lap of a 70 year old. If the lid had been more secure, would as much have spilled or would you have a handful of drops of scalding acid rain ... sorry hot coffee done as much damage. The blame apparently fell on the employee who did not close it right but there is something to not here. Coffee is meant to be served hot and so one would assume that SPOILER ALERT coffee will be hot hot hot and you should proceed with caution. Perhaps checking the lid before sipping would make sense. Apparently there is also no video evidence to this scalding mess of a story so it is more of her word - their word and the law decided to bleed a corporation this time. Still though, $3,000,000 is a hell of a lot of money and honestly, we need to stop allowing lawsuits for absolute stupidity.
Finally, in a blow to Netflix's upcoming Squid Games reality show, Florida is going to be putting on The Florida Man Games. Less Hunger Games and more trashy reality TV with a good chance that everyone is packing heat, this festival of awful will be held in February in Saint Augustine. The fun for the whole family fest will include such games as "Evading Arrest Obstacle Course," "Category 5 Cash Grab" (which is just a money booth that we used to see as kids) and "Beer Belly Wrestling." Those who pay the $45 entry fee (insert flying money emoji) will also get to see two former American Gladiators as refs. What we want to know is why some of the more obvious games were left out like "Machete Chopping," "Alligator Wrasslin," "Who Has the Most Teeth?" and "Meth Lab Racing."
Request Wars 3.0
Champion: Angi (1x)
Angi's Song Choice: “Sex Type Thing” by Stone Temple Pilots
Marris' Song Choice: "Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World
Winner: Angi
10 O' Clock Toast:
Toastee: Old Rock Stars
Lars Ulrich was recently asked, "with all he has accomplished, what does he want to do next?" Apparently, just sticking around is good enough for him. With Angi's advanced age, my inability to care about anything and Marris' need for sleep, we still would all want tons of that rock star cash to go wild with.
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
"We are your Tylenol ... unless Green Day has a new song." - Marris
"A warm mouth is a warm mouth, even a ghost." - Angi.
"We called you the goat for a reason." - Marris
"Cause I eat everything?" - Angi