This is just a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting, funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast of today's show. However, if you're looking for a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.
Call in Point:
(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed.)
Oh yeah, it's Friday babes and you know what that means! That's right, we are checked out and loose so we're probably not the best people to be handling the chainsaws this morning. On top of that though, Friday's tend to be the most hodgepodge of days when it comes to what occurs on the show and today truly showcased that. This is in no way a bad thing but it just means that everything here might sound a bit disjointed and random but on this show, we like to keep you guessing. For example, the Daily Discussion Topic this morning explored slang and there was plenty to dissect when it came to it. For example, there are three categories of slang and it gets broken down even further with regional slang and distinct dialects. Places like Hawaii, New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago and Texas all have these specific terms that are common to them but don't make sense elsewhere. This is especially true of Hawaii, which is essentially another planet when it comes to slang terms. However, with each thing that exists, there needs to be balance and so here are some terms that people hate. Texas' offering of "conniption" takes their cake while Boston tossing around "wicked" also gets tossed into a pyre. "Cringe" is New York's gross out word while California's "out of pocket" will get you a glare. The odd part though is our hated word here in Chicago which Angi, Marris, myself and the rest of the studio crew did not know. "Slashie" is the term used for the hybrid bar and liquor stores here in the city. You know those ones where you can buy booze and take it home. Yeah, I've never used that term either and I don't think it's going to start after just learning it. Before we get to the Request Line, let's look at the studio crews' offerings to the list. Marris can absolutely not stand "bae" which is just an acronym for "before anyone else" but is used as a term of endearment by most people. Marris feels it's just lazy wordage and suggests people just use "baby" instead. HP can't take "secure the bag" and honestly, most people using it don't even have one to get. As for Angi, you definitely won't hear her saying "shut the front door" because we all know she prefers the proper variation better. Right, to the roadies we go starting with Rich who is not a fan of (but I use all the time) "it is what it is." Sure, you should be using it to wrap up a conversation but some people (me, I'm so people) use it because I can't be arsed to put ideas into words for people who don't deserve them. Joe can't stand the term "sus" and neither does Marris because he says it's lazy. Funny enough, Angi and I both like it. Dorothy said "jagoff" is such a Chicago word and wonders why people (her husband) can't use "jerk." If you are looking for more roadie thoughts or have your own, hit up our Facebook group (Angi Taylor Show) and drop us a comment.
Other Stuff from Today's Show:
Well, here's a story you probably would have never expected to hear (because it's so ridiculous.) 58 year old hottie Elizabeth Hurley has a pretty sexy girl on girl session in her upcoming movie Strictly Confidential. This in itself is not too shocking as she looks great for her age and any good actor can seamlessly blend into a required role's distinct needs. What makes this story worthy of morning show banter is that the movie was written and directed by her 21 year old son. That's right, a kid is telling his mother to make out with, grope and do other things I can't discuss in these notes on film. The exploration here was us trying to wrap our heads around the idea of someone telling their mom how they want her to please another woman. More so, how can a kid present their mom a script with a sex scene and say, "hey, you'd be perfect for the MILF that gets plowed by another girl." This led to the natural segway into discussing watching movies and TV shows with parents and having sex scenes come on. That whole situation was awkward to begin with but in this instance, you're actually watching your mother do it over and over. This reminded them of SNL player Chloe Fineman who as a prank made her family watch Saltburn (oh no.) Needless to say, her father essentially lost his mind. Anyway, Angi and Marris were both disgusted by all of this and Marris suggested I go see the movie and report back. Funny enough, Angi wasn't disgusted enough to completely turn on seeing it so I guess she'll be coming as my date.
It's Friday (and a Chainsaw one at that) so that means drinks. If you are young, that also might mean a trip to the strip club (who has the time, money, ability to stay awake for a strip club these days outside of the youngin's.) I mention this because an idiot recently was super drunk at a strip club called Body Talk in Port St. Lucie, Florida (where I once lived for 5 months.) This big spender was flaunting that he was flush with cash but even though he had money to burn, he was not tipping the girls. He explained that there was no sign showcasing that tipping is mandatory (he has a point) but he then went too far when he started insulting the strippers. This made one of them a bit too angry and so she hit him upside the head with a brick of cash and maybe an open hand. What we explored though was how does one go to the strip club and not bring cash with them. I mean, you can't be that a-hole, that's just tacky. Marris suggested if you want to go for a drink and not enjoy the entertainment, sit at the bar. If the strippers come over, turn them down but glance from a far. Angi's big piece of advice was essentially to pay your strippers, especially if you're sitting in "sniffers row."
Finally, I'm only including this because it's misinformation and it's my job to point out Angi's flaws. For a Random Friday Question, Angi quizzed Marris on who would win in a fight, a 70 year old or a 13 year old? Angi and Marris both said the 70 year old could take the brat but there were conditions. If the 13 year old is a millennial or Gen X, they are pretty scrappy (and also outside the age range unless we have a time machine.) Everyone after that group though is soft and so the 70 year old could easily take them. After all, look at Clint Eastwood (who for the record is 93 mind you, oops Angi) and he probably could beat a 13 year old stupid. Again, I only pointed this out because it gives you something to discuss over drinks and or to showcase that Angi is clearly losing it.
Don't Kill Angi Weekly Recap:
Mon: Angi wanted to go to a concert
Choice: Kyle had Angi decide to go to the Eagles concert.
Result: As someone who loved a good first, Angi decided it was finally time to check out The Eagles even though members of the actual original lineup were dead as a doornail. After rummaging through the Rock 95.5 prize closet, Angi pulled out a singular ticket and headed to the show. She had intended to take a pair but no one could be convinced to go with her to the snorefest. After entering the United Center and finding her seat, Angi looked around and noticed something interesting but also alarming. Even though she was 50 years old, she was still the youngest person in the whole venue. After waiting for the band to shamble their way onstage, Angi was thrilled that the first song out the gate was "Hotel California." When the song finally ended, Angi was satisfied but annoyed, knowing that no other Eagles song was worth hearing. To make up for that, Angi yelled out "play Freebird!" during a moment of complete silence. High as a kite and unaware of the blunder she had made, Angi was shocked when a pile of complete strangers picked her up and marched her over the doors that led outside. As the band finally started their next song, Angi was tossed out onto the street where she so rightfully belonged. (Alive)
Tue: Angi wanted to enjoy the Febrewary heatwave
Choice: Catherine had Angi decide to play volleyball.
Result: With an unprecedented streak of wild and amazing weather upon the city, Angi decided to take full advantage of it. After considering all the things she could do while the mild Febrewary temps hung around the city, Angi opted to go out and play volleyball. Dressed in a tank top and shorts, Angi made her way to the lake front but was slightly disheartened to see that the beach was empty. Sure, for her the near 70 degrees was ideal for a game of sand and sun but everyone else was busy working their 9 to 5 jobs. However, all hope for something interesting to occur was not lost as Angi spied something bobbing out in the lake. Since her eyesight was so poor Angi couldn't make out if it was a treasure chest or a message in a bottle and so she took to the water. Wading until the water was chest deep, Angi recovered what appeared to be an old wooden box. Bringing it back on shore, Angi opened it and discovered a simple note that read "Did you miss D?" Confused, Angi read it aloud "Did I miss D?" Before she could attempt to dissect the riddle, Bruce the Freshwater Shark jumped out of the lake and toward Angi yelling "Deez Teeth!" Bruce then proceeded to wrap his teeth around Angi's waist and chomp her in half. (Dead)
Wed: Angi wanted to put current music in the Moon time capsule
Choice: Kris had Angi decide to Nickelback music in the time capsule.
Result: After hearing that old, outdated music had been added to a time capsule sent to the moon, Angi decided that she needed to send her own capsule up with cool new music. Unfortunately, after blowing through the iHeart space race budget on a rocket to carry her and time capsule, Angi only had enough money left to license Nickelback songs. Annoyed but determined, Angi filled the box with MP3's and made her way up to space. While in orbit, Angi did a few flips and awaited her arrival on the surface of the Moon. She assumed being the first civilian woman on the Moon might have gathered more attention but people were too busy on social media to notice. With herself finally firmly planted on the Moon, Angi placed the capsule and made her way back to her spaceship. As she ascended the stairs back into it though, Angi saw that aliens had immediately made their way to her time capsule. Opening it, they used their tentacles as hearing devices and listened to what Angi had brought them. Distraught, disturbed and a bit disgusted, the aliens immediately took out a laser and blew up the Earth. As the world Angi once knew exploded, she realized the aliens had seen her as well and before she could do anything, they used a laser to turn her to dust as well. (Dead)
Thur: Angi wanted to do something she only does on Leap Day
Choice: Kim had Angi decide to work out.
Result: When a rare occasion presented itself, Angi was always the first to jump in line to get in on it because she knew life was fleeting. This was one of those instances as it was a leap day and so Angi decided to do something she does only once every four years. Packing an outfit that morning, Angi decided to go and work out in the iHeart gym. Pumped up from a good show, she made her way downstairs and sat down at the first weight bench she saw. Ready and determined, Angi picked up a weight and did one curl. She immediately realized why she only worked out once a year and proceeded to drop the weight on the floor. Reaching down into the bag she brought with her, Angi pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head. (Dead)
Fri: Angi wanted to ask the iHeart men about women
Choice: Linda had Angi decide to ask Klinger his favorite historical woman.
Fresh off of Black History Month, Angi was ready to nose dive into Women's History Month. Seeing as she was the only woman who ever seemed to make a big deal out of everything ever, Angi decided to be extra for the very first day of it. Doing her best Billy Eichner, Angi took Angi on the Street through the iHeart building to ask her male co-workers to name a historical woman. While there were plenty of targets on her list, she decided to start with Klinger who had come in early for his afternoon shift. Grabbing an imaginary microphone, Angi ran over to Klinge and demanded that he name his favorite woman from history. Shocked, confused and a bit dumbfounded, Klinger took a moment but was able to come up with an answer. "I got it! Miss Piggy," he smiled confidently at Angi, assuming he had nailed the question. However, Angi was not impressed nor pleased with the answer. How dare this man pick a pig as a famous woman. In fact, Angi was so enraged she grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on which happened to be Klinger's desktop computer. Before he could say anything else stupid, Angi took the desktop and beat his head in repeatedly until it caved in like a rotting pumpkin. The day ended with Angi being arrested and Klinger being left for dead on the floor but at least she would live to see another day of Women's History Month. (Alive)
Request Wars 3.0
Current Champion: Marris (2x)
Angi's Song Choice: “Unchained" by Van Halen
Marris' Song Choice: "Square Hammer" by Ghost
Winner: Angi
10 O' Clock Toast:
Toastee: Overlooked Women in History
It's Women's History Month and Angi wanted to give a few their proper due.
Lizzie Magie. - she was responsible for the idea that created Monopoly. She was given $500 and told to walk.
The first woman to die from toxic shock syndrome from using a tampon.
The first auntie to put raisins in potato salad.
The woman who invented kegels. - Correction, that was a man.
The first Karen.
The first woman to hit her husband in the head with a rolling pin.
The woman who created Summer's Eve. - Whoops, that was a man too.
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
"I always sit in sniffer's row and I tip heavily." - Angi
"You know how that Skankbag Taylor gets revenge, she makes sure it burns every time you pee." - Minn Barb
New Head Roadie Alert! Congrats Jessica - Head Roadie of The Creatures of the Night