The thought process behind this astounds me. If my pants are big enough I'll just stuff the entire guitar down them.... It worked. A man walked into a music shop outside of Toronto and walked out with a $6,500 Gibson Les Paul. There's security footage of the man playing the guitar, then shoving it down into his pants and getting into a car waiting for him. How do you sit with the neck of the guitar down your pant leg? The story is so bizarre that SNL covered it in their newscast with a good punchline. The skit is in the posted story below. Police are asking for tips, if that guitar player would have gotten some maybe he would have had enough to buy it. https://consequence.net/2022/01/man-steals-guitar-down-his-pants/
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