Hair: Lots
Eyes: Baby poo green
Height: 5'10"
Birthplace: The Floor Board of Dads Oldsmobile On The Mathews Bridge
Goals: To Learn Chinese So I Can Read The Subtitles On My Bootlegged Movies.
Turn-Ons: Silence. No really… Shut Up!
When I Wake Up In The Morning I Remind Myself: To put on pants.
Favorite Rock Bands: Shinedown, Ozzy, Tool, Metallica.
If Not In Radio, I Would Be: Successful
Favorite Food: Pizza