SANTA: Immune From COVID-19


Santa Claus carrying sack of gifts, portrait, close-up

Santa Claus carrying sack of gifts, portrait, close-up

An extremely important world figure is immune to the coronavirus -- Santa Claus.

Dr. Anthony Fauci says that St. Nick "is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity." He adds that it's good news not just because he'll be able to visit all the good little children on Christmas Eve, but because "Santa is not going to be spreading any infections to anybody."

Obviously, kids around the world have been concerned. With his age and belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly, there's no denying he has numerous risk factors. Nonetheless, children, you'll still want to stay in your beds and not try to get a close look when he visits. (USA Today)