A half-naked Florida man was arrested for relishing a nice Sunday afternoon and enjoying a pickle a little too much in public.
Police in the Tampa area received a call about a suspicious man on private property wearing no pants or underwear and pleasuring himself with a pickle. Cops say 47-year-old Eric Detiege was inserting the pickle into a part of his body not typically used for pickle consumption. The pickled pervert was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs. (The Smoking Gun)
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