A Michigan man really wasn't using the old bean when he decided to do some sexual experimenting in the kitchen -- by inserting six kidney beans into his manhood.
The food lover, whose name was not released, wanted to see if he could expel the legumes while pleasuring himself, but ended up with an internal log jam. He then panicked and tried to remove the beans with a set of tweezers, sending himself to the emergency room with his wounds.
According to hospital records, the bean bagger said "it wasn’t his “first time participating in this practice, although he never attempted to utilize this many beans.” Amazingly, he only suffered minor trauma and was released the next day. (New York Post)