When phones started coming with cameras, it was inevitable that guys would feel the need to photograph their junk. They say the camera adds ten pounds after all. Still, there are men who’ve not yet gotten into the staff-snapping game and might be a tad unsure of how to proceed when it comes to having a more photogenic pee-pee. Here are some tips from Ask Men’s Joel Skladany.
Before you do anything, make sure that whoever’s going to be blessed with photographic evidence of your unit actually wants it. Non-consensual dong pics are rude, unwanted, and can get you into legal trouble or cause work problems if you send one to an unsuspecting coworker. Oh, and don’t Air Drop one on a plane or subway, either. That’s just freaking creepy. With all that said, here’s how to make your wang pick a true glamor shot.
- Be Proud – You were given what you have. Own what you’ve been blessed with. This is no place for insecurity.
- Lighting – You don’t need to go getting a social media influencer ring-light but making sure your boy is in good lighting is paramount.
- Positions – Don’t be shy about playing around with angles and positions. Figure out your “best side.”
- Grooming – Manscaping is a great way to be all you can be. As they say, when you trim the hedges, the tree looks bigger.
- Props – Feeling creative? Stop by your local craft store beforehand and find a little snowman top hat or some non-toxic skin-friendly paint to dress things up a bit.
Source: Ask Men